Me: Yo Kiara, wassup.
Kiara: (disappointed look)
Me: You must have heard about Jack and Jill?
She: (incoherent)
Me: They were the ones that went up the hill…
She: (incoherent)
Me: Jack fell down and broke his crown…
She: (incoherent)
Me: And Jill came tumbling after
She: (incoherent)
Me: Dang, Sweetie, it’s a Cliff Richard song.
She: (incoherent)
Me: Doe a deer, a female deer…
She: (incoherent)
Me: Ray, a drop of golden sun…
She: (incoherent)
Me: Jeez kid, what does it take to get you interested?
She: (raspberry)
Me: Ok cool, I got a response; you’re all there, baby.
She: (blank stare)
Me: Ok, how about this?
Me: (a random boney m song)
She: (farts and poops)
(Cleanup)
Me: So yo, you like the Beatles?
She: (smiles)
Me: If there’s anything that you want, if there’s anything I can do…
Pia (her mother): Yep, Dad, a baby Ipad for her.
Me: (sigh!)
